Best Dirty Monkey

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Before we say We welcome to summer, let’s enjoy one more cool treat!
This Best Dirty Monkey all of my favorite flavors into one amazing treat! banana, chocolate milk , chocolate syrup, and other components… yep, it’s pretty much bliss in a glass!
You wont believe how easy it is to make this Dirty Monkey that would rival any coffee shop creation!

Have you ever had one of those “Why didn’t I make this sooner” moments Well, that was exactly me. I was standing in the kitchen with a half-melted banana in one hand while chocolate dripped down my elbow. Not my finest moment.

It all started during a beach trip last summer. You know the kind where sunburned noses are the norm and there’s sand in every single snack bag while the kids bounce off the walls from too many marshmallows. One night, someone casually mentioned a drink. “You’ve never had a Dirty Monkey?” they asked, shocked—as if I had just admitted I didn’t know what pizza was. A bit dramatic, honestly.

Anyway, I decided to try it when we got back home. And let me tell you—my blender has been working overtime ever since because this drink is creamy and chocolatey and it has that perfect tropical twist that instantly makes you feel like you’re on a vacation, even if you’re just sipping it while hiding in the laundry room.

By the way, here’s a quick tip—never skip the banana. It’s the star of the show. I found that out the hard way when I once tried making it with just ice cream. Let’s just say… big mistake.

So, have you ever tried a Dirty Monkey If not, you’re seriously missing out. If yes, you already know how good it is. Either way—you’re in for a treat.

Ingredients :

  • 1 ripe banana
  • 2 oz chocolate milk or plain milk
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 tablespoon chocolate syrup
  • 1 teaspoon instant coffee
  • 1 cup of ice

How to Make Dirty Monkey

Step 1

Prep Your Ingredients : Peel your banana and break it into chunks. Make sure you’ve got your juice, milk, and syrups measured and ready.

Add to Blender Place : the banana, liquids, chocolate syrup, and ice into your blender.

Step 2

Blend Until Smooth : Start the blender on low, then move to high for about 30–40 seconds until the mix is smooth and creamy.

Taste and Adjust : If you want it sweeter, add a little honey or more syrup. For more thickness, add a few ice cubes and blend again.

Step 3

Serve and Enjoy : Pour into a tall glass and drizzle with extra chocolate syrup or whipped cream if you like.

Best Dirty Monkey

Kitchen Equipment Needed :

Here’s what you’ll need to make a Dirty Monkey:

  • Blender high-speed if possible
  • Measuring cups and spoons
  • Knife and cutting board for the banana
  • Tall glasses for serving
  • Spoon or straw for stirring

Tips for Making the Perfect Dirty Monkey

Add toppings : Top with whipped cream, crushed nuts, or mini chocolate chips for a fun twist

Make it a smoothie bowl : Pour the mix into a bowl and top with granola and fruit.

Switch the milk : Use coconut milk or almond milk if you’re dairy-free.

What to Eat with Dirty Monkey ??

I love having this Dirty Monkey with desserts and cookies because it goes great with them. My husband prefers to have it with banana bread, which is also great. Because this drink is sweet, it also goes well with salty foods for a balanced combination.

Best Dirty Monkey

FAQ’S

Can I use regular milk instead of cream ?

Yes, regular milk, almond milk, oat milk, or even coconut milk are all great choices.

Can I add chocolate chips or toppings ?

Yes! Chocolate chips, whipped cream, chocolate drizzle, or crushed nuts make great toppings.

Is the Dirty Monkey gluten-free ?

Absolutely! Vanilla or chocolate ice cream can replace milk for a richer treat.

Can I use different fruits ?

Sure! Pineapple, mango, or strawberries can be blended in for extra flavor.

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Best Dirty Monkey

Best Dirty Monkey

Recipe by LorieCourse: Beverage, Dessert DrinkCuisine: Caribbean, Tropical Fusion, AmericanDifficulty: Easy
Servings

2

servings
Prep time

5

minutes
Cooking timeminutes
Calories

300

kcal
Total time

5

minutes

The Dirty Monkey is a rich, creamy, and frosty tropical drink made with bananas, chocolate, and coffee flavor. It can be served as a cocktail or enjoyed alcohol-free as a sweet banana smoothie. Perfect for summer parties, brunch, or a fun dessert-in-a-glass!

Ingredients

  • 1 ripe banana

  • 2 oz chocolate milk or plain milk

  • 2 oz pineapple juice

  • 1 tablespoon chocolate syrup

  • 1 teaspoon instant coffee

  • 1 cup of ice

Directions

  • Prep Your Ingredients : Peel your banana and break it into chunks. Make sure you’ve got your juice, milk, and syrups measured and ready.
  • Add to Blender Place : the banana, liquids, chocolate syrup, and ice into your blender.
  • Blend Until Smooth : Start the blender on low, then move to high for about 30–40 seconds until the mix is smooth and creamy.
  • Taste and Adjust : If you want it sweeter, add a little honey or more syrup. For more thickness, add a few ice cubes and blend again.
  • Serve and Enjoy : Pour into a tall glass and drizzle with extra chocolate syrup or whipped cream if you like.

Notes

  • Freeze your banana first .Frozen bananas create a creamier texture and keep the drink icy without watering it down.
  • Drizzle chocolate syrup inside the glass before pouring to make it look fun and fancy.
  • Use almond, oat, or coconut milk if you’re avoiding dairy.
  • The riper the banana, the sweeter and more flavorful your drink will be
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Lorie

Hi there! I’m Lorie the voice, cook, and heart behind Thebrunchingmama.com A former teacher turned full-time blogger and proud mama, I’m embracing this delicious new chapter one recipe at a time!

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